Schools, churches and parks:new sex toy free zones

Today's World Sex News noted that Sacramento County in California has banned the sale of "sex devices" near schools, churches, and parks [Source].

Schools?

Presumably we don't want our children to catch sight of a vibrating 14-inch life-like silicon cock; but surely such items are already sold in age-restricted stores? The news item noted that the sex devices were being sold in a lingerie store. Anyone who has kids will know that underwear with the slightest hint of sexuality, is more effective at deterring kids, than the ability of garlic cloves to fend off vampires.

I wonder if there is a ban on the sale of junk food, tobacco and drain cleaner near schools, all of which are potentially far more damaging to kids.

And churches?

I thought that sex was god's gift to mankind? What could be better than a church-going married couple pepping up their sex life with some lingerie and a feather duster.

And parks?

This must have children in mind. But kids are far more interested in buying a bar of candy than a bottle of strawberry lube.

The new law doesn't seem to have been well thought through, but I think the real reason for its implementation is embarrassment. It's one thing little Susan asking what is Southern Comfort, another when she asks what is a vibrating dildo.

Come on adults, grow up!